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Song Parodies -> "iPhone Man"
Original Song Title:
"Iron Man"
Original Performer:
Black Sabbath
Parody Song Title:
"iPhone Man"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
I am iPhone Man!
Standing on his own
Talking into his iPhone
Can he walk at all
If he moves will he lose his signal?
Why's he such a prat?
With his "There's an app for that"
Does he need an app
Every time he sits to crap?
Has the app that counts:
Shake the phone and make boobies bounce
What esprit de corps
'twixt people who own an iPhone4
Nobody calls him
Now he's mired in doubt
Because his batteries
Very soon will run out
Now he's got the horn
iPhone Man has app for porn
Bought a virtual whore
Downloaded from the AppStore
Nobody calls him
Got his phone by his head
He's not talking
'Cause his batt'ries are dead
A pathetic git
iPhone man is such a twit
Waits for iPhone5
iPhone man please get a life
Standing on his own
Talking into his iPhone
Can he walk at all
If he moves will he lose his signal?
Why's he such a prat?
With his "There's an app for that"
Does he need an app
Every time he sits to crap?
Has the app that counts:
Shake the phone and make boobies bounce
What esprit de corps
'twixt people who own an iPhone4
Nobody calls him
Now he's mired in doubt
Because his batteries
Very soon will run out
Now he's got the horn
iPhone Man has app for porn
Bought a virtual whore
Downloaded from the AppStore
Nobody calls him
Got his phone by his head
He's not talking
'Cause his batt'ries are dead
A pathetic git
iPhone man is such a twit
Waits for iPhone5
iPhone man please get a life
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The App-ocalypse is upon us, the new riders (carriers?) of it are iPhone Man, Twitter Man, Facebook Man and GPS Man. Gawd save us all!
iPhone, therefore iAm.
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