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Song Parodies -> "Alkaloid"

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Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

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Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Alkaloids, my chemical romance...
Finished with the alcohol, it couldn't really dim my mind
Switched into heroin, I need sedation all the time
Morphine, crack and nicotine, they make you feeling oh, so high
Tryptamine and LSD are hallucinogenes, that's right

Can you help me mess up with my brain?
Oh yeah

Cough will cure on ephedrine, but mescaline makes feel insane
I like playing Dillinger with some cocaine in my brain
Mushrooms contain muscarine, and psilocybin yes, that's too
When you're doing caffeine you soon must occupy the loo

Atropine will paralyze you, but scopolamine tell the truth
A poison or a medicine? Alkaloids are both for good!

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Mark Scotti - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
getting woooosy....but clear headed enough to give you fives!!!
Old Man Ribber - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this! ;D

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