Song Parodies -> Feminoid
| Original Song Title: | "Paranoid" |
| Original Performer: | Black Sabbath |
| Parody Song Title: | "Feminoid" |
| Parody Written by: | Rex Ungericht |
DKTOS? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwwYWlbP2U
Standing in the checkout line and hiding what I'm gonna buy
Feeling so self-conscious because this ain't something for a guy
Told my wife "I'm heading out to get some beer and pizza pie"
Then she said "hey wait a sec I've got some things in short supply"
Godfrey Daniel*, here we go again
Whoa yeah
"Need a couple female things please pick them up if you don't mind"
I've been married long enough to know I better not decline
Now I'm wishing I could die because this sale has gone awry
Cashier's acting like a heel, "Is this for you? C'mon get real"
Then he grabs the intercom -- "we need a price check - aisle eight"
Fellas if you take a wife this kind of thing becomes your fate
Feeling so self-conscious because this ain't something for a guy
Told my wife "I'm heading out to get some beer and pizza pie"
Then she said "hey wait a sec I've got some things in short supply"
Godfrey Daniel*, here we go again
Whoa yeah
"Need a couple female things please pick them up if you don't mind"
I've been married long enough to know I better not decline
Now I'm wishing I could die because this sale has gone awry
Cashier's acting like a heel, "Is this for you? C'mon get real"
Then he grabs the intercom -- "we need a price check - aisle eight"
Fellas if you take a wife this kind of thing becomes your fate
* W.C Fields, the American actor/comedian, used to confound censors in the early 1900's by substituting “Godfrey Daniel!” for a much harsher expletive.
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Funny premise...and yeah, I loved W C...can still watch his old flicks, over and over
I never realized that this OS is so short. Thankfully I'm not married, nor was in a relationship long enough with a girl to ever have to deal with this kinda thing, but I can tell you that it would be one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen to a man. Sheesh, I feel bad for you Rex.
Sir, this could be the 'least' of your marital embareAss ments . . .
great song, great concept... 5-5-5
Many thanks AFW, Matthias, UnKnown, and MrMac.
Great stuff Rex; flowed very smoothly and I've never heard that Godrey Daniel bit before either. Funny and insightful.
(Artistry) GD, but that song is indeed short! Wish they bothered to write another verse or two, but you pull edoff a succinct "whambamthankyoumaam" on the parody subject irregardless. (been there, done that)
As I said... Way too short, but that's Ozzy's fault not yours. This was good, and had a great premise. As for the rest of my comment, see above.
(Artistry) Well, that was short - but you did wonders with what little you had to work with. I wonder what feminine product was actually involved? 555, Rex!
(Artistry) Good idea for the song, would love to see the story continued in your next song :)
(Artistry) Now I see what you mean in your comment on my parody, Too bad the song was so short, it didn't give you enough room, but awesome idea Rex.
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