Has he lost a limb?
Wasn't that a blow which would be fine?
Can he feel at all?
Can he a good blow from light call?

He is Rhino Man
Try to hit him if you can!
He'll just shrug his head
Even if that blow would leave him dead

He has skin of steel
Nothing short of cannonball can he feel
He will never yield
not a single blow he'll take on field

Nobody scores him
He just stands numbly still
He won't take good blows
Even one that would kill

Is he numb or neigh -
running on a bad adrenalin high?
Is his skin chrome-tanned?
Wonder if that conduct will get him banned!

Nobody wins him
He'll just shake his head
Nobody likes him -
He's like made of lead

Heavy blows or light
For the Rhino Man it's all same, alright
He'd tell Grim Reaper's scythe -
"Oh, M'lord, I think that blow was light!"