Song Parodies -> Soccer Mom

Original Song Title:	"Iron Man"
Original Performer:	Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:	"Soccer Mom"
Parody Written by:	Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

There has been a lot of buzz about "hockey moms" since cheerleader recently became a veep qualification in the US, not that I mind that but I figured someone over here on the frog pond side oughta give the whole thing a brazilian offside wax job as a reminder that under all those crotch shots at the puck handling Alaskan governor it's still just lipstick on the original phrase and phenomenon "soccer mom", as invented over here.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwywugjy3BY

Spoken opening line:
She's a Soccer Mom!

See that MILF on line
And the kid she stands behind
He can't head the ball
BMI's twelve, and he'll fall

"When's the arrive of dad"
'Swhat the flirty lineman said
"He's kicked outta here"
She replied so debonair

He was not genteel
To her Swede automobile
Now she travelles 'round
For the odd games with her son

Nobody wants him
He's to soccer a nerd
Mom's out for romance
'Cos that Volvo is cold

Hear the signal clear
Now the game has got in gear
Foul play, fathers wave
Midget goalies, lucky saves

Everyone kicks limbs
This sport can be brain dead
Now rain, he can swim
Too bad he's on the bench

To the coach she'll plead
"Take one out and me to bed"
Kid's in as fast as he can
Soccer Mom scores again!

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment

(SOTM) LOL, loved the ending

Guy - October 12, 2008 - Report this comment

(SOTM-Sep-08)

"He was not genteel"
"To her Swede automobile"

He should be more genital with her volvo. ______________________________________

Matthias - October 13, 2008 - Report this comment

I always enjoy a good MILF......... parody that is.

Agrimorfee - October 13, 2008 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Frankly, a bit too much of poetic license thrown in here for me in terms of rhymes and grammar.

Glen S - October 13, 2008 - Report this comment

Loved it. Loved it. Loved it. Great use of original, SOCCER MOM SCORES AGAIN!

Jason - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Very good.

EmiLoca - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment

SOTM - The ending was awesome, great job with the original song.

Max Power - October 28, 2008 - Report this comment

What is up with three 1s?

bobpiecheese - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I like the title sub. The grammar was a bit off in places, but otherwise this was very solid. 555 goals for you, sir!

Gianni Parmesiani - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment

SOTM- Kudos for getting "MILF" into a parody. I tend to concur with some of the "iffy" grammar and rhyme, though.

Below Average Dave - October 30, 2008 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Don't understand the one bombs. Grammar is a cringe worthy thing for me (as my comments persistently state). . .but this idea was pretty solid. Cool OS, you did well with it. . but that said, I've seen you do much-much more impressive work, and you've had me laughing on the floor with some of your other work.

Invisible Boy - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment

Yes, this parody did have a "happy ending"...and that's all that matters

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Song Parodies -> Soccer Mom

"Iron Man"

Black Sabbath

"Soccer Mom"

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

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