I want chicken wings
With a side of ranch dipping
And some cheese nachos
And hold the pico di gallo
I need potatoes
Mashed, baked, french fried, it's up to you
Don't forget my chocolate cake
And that sugar better not be fake!
I'm not a fat dork
Oh, and can you get me a peppermint York?
As I was saying,
Yes, I'm spending my life savings
People always tell me
That I should be on Jenny Craig
But I don't care right now
Aaaah, I think I'm gonna blow!
(BELCH)
Now the time is here
For me to just steer real clear
Of eating way too much
I don't wanna hurl my lunch
I just can't do this
I know I'll make it to the list
Of the world's biggest people
'Cause I'm way too feeble
Forks and knives ready
To eat my steak already
A belly like no other
"Hungry Man" lives forever!