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Song Parodies -> "Big Chief"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Leaf"
Original Performer:
Black Sabbath
Parody Song Title:
"Big Chief"
Parody Written by:
dennis
The Lyrics
'Big Chief' is an 'imaginary' plant, one that causes permanent brain damage / psychosis / violent tendencies with a single exposure. Hospitals in L'amerika are filled with the casualties of Big Chief - and the government is run by them, also. For the true effects of 'Big Chief' are these: if you are fit to be an arch-witch, it brings out your latent satanic tendencies - and if you are not a devil-worshiping sadistic sociopath who longs to bathe yourself constantly in the blood of your innumerable sacrifices, then it seasons you with suffering, such that you are made fit for the dinner plate of Brimstone.
Big Chief...
Spoken: "Oh-ho! Johny best be glad he not sucking on Big Chief."
(Note: 'sucking' in the sense of what one does with a pipe...)
Response: deafening screams, followed by the following, sung
in a grating death-rattle voice.
Right... Nowwwoouuuu.... (voice goes higher in pitch, then drops.)
"Listen closely:
I'll speak into your mind, open wide,
Big Chief comes running to jump inside,
I'm taking over, out of my way,
And this is the price your kind shall pay."
"Purple-flashed longings, mind...
A witch in training, sucks more each day,
Chanting curses, hell rises, dismay,
Stench-sticks billowing smoke green and gold,
All that I see may be bought and sold."
"Only fools long to try Big Chief,
No matter what people scream and cry,
All that matters: 'sacrifices die',
From no belief to a new belief,
cold-minded, savage; hail to Big Chief."
Spoken: "Oh-ho! Johny best be glad he not sucking on Big Chief."
(Note: 'sucking' in the sense of what one does with a pipe...)
Response: deafening screams, followed by the following, sung
in a grating death-rattle voice.
Right... Nowwwoouuuu.... (voice goes higher in pitch, then drops.)
"Listen closely:
I'll speak into your mind, open wide,
Big Chief comes running to jump inside,
I'm taking over, out of my way,
And this is the price your kind shall pay."
"Purple-flashed longings, mind...
A witch in training, sucks more each day,
Chanting curses, hell rises, dismay,
Stench-sticks billowing smoke green and gold,
All that I see may be bought and sold."
"Only fools long to try Big Chief,
No matter what people scream and cry,
All that matters: 'sacrifices die',
From no belief to a new belief,
cold-minded, savage; hail to Big Chief."
Note: L'amerika comes from the title of a Doors song, and is a fictional place in a series of novels I'm working on - as is the concept behind this particular, uh, parody. Books 1 and 2 are completed, book 3 might have another week to ten days to finish. (Yes, it's very close. I'm back to writing with a vengeance.) I'll post the web-site's address once I've updated it. Thanks.
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