I AM SPIDER-MAN!!!!!

Once a snivling geek,
Now he fights crime seven days a week,
No longer has problems with girls,
Radiation enhanced his pectorals,

Swinging from skyscrapers,
Graces the cover of all the papers,
Shooting his bizzare web,
Clad in his outfit of blue and red,

Rivaled by goblins,
Praised by most city folk,

Possessing great power,
Makes the Green Lantern look like a joke,

When trouble is near,
Spidey is on it,
Don't you fear,
Punishing cretinous men,
Spidey sense tingles again!!!!!!!