I KILLED IRON MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I sent him to Mcdonald's
Well metal tastes better than lard.
Business is booming there,
People think the Big Macs are fresher.

Yet his beer buddy still lives
His name is Iron Dude and that Canadian's his.
And he's watching the game.
His favourite team lost again.

US army wants him,
'Cause us Canadians have none.
Quebec has separated,
Bye, bye, French in Canada. (YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Iron dude gets tickets
To see Stanley Cup Finals Game 7.
His friend ain't nothing but a pile of lead,
He's got no choice but to avenge the dead.

He is very drunk
But he manages to kill the entire army.
People around the world,
Watch possible doomsay on TV.

Everyone hates him,
He spills a beer on himself.
Pretty much how the story goes,
In a nutshell.

"Gentlemen shoot to kill,"
The general says, "Get him high on pills."
The hockey players stop,
Except for one who shoots and scores.

The fans turn back to the game,
Iron Dude has avenged his friend
Edmonton wins the cup,
As if life didn't get exciting enough.

Nobody hates it,
Except for the stupid US
Who obviously wanted
The other team to win.