Song Parodies -> "Beeblebrox"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Black Sabbath

Parody Song Title:

"Beeblebrox"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Roboto 2040

The Lyrics

Pre-song note: "Prefect" is not a typo.

Zaaaaaphooood Beeeeblebrooooox!

Two heads, half a mind?
I have never seen the kind.
Can he do more harm
With his implanted third arm?

Universal prez,
Must we do all that he says?
Is it true, as I've been told,
That he stole the Heart Of Gold?

Tavels galaxies
Through improbability.
Survived his joyride
Thanks to Ford's Hichhiker's Guide.

Nobody likes him
How did he get in office?
Don't think I've ever seen
A mistake as collossal as this.

All that time he spent
With Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent.
Fighting with Vogons
After planet Earth was gone.

Nobody likes him.
Get him impeached faster
Give him a deadly
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Is he with the droid Marvin?
Or that Earth girl Trillian?
Is he where he was before,
Passed out on some cold bar floor?

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