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Song Parodies -> "Symptom of the Holidays"
Original Song Title:
"Symptom of the Universe"
Original Performer:
Black Sabbath
Parody Song Title:
"Symptom of the Holidays"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
And now for another edition of "Heavy Metal Christmas", featuring my favorite metal band of all time! Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
Take me through the traffic jams to sweet Black Friday deals,
Dissatisfying parents try to stop their children’s squeals
All I have to give right now is a gift that always gives
The symptom of the holidays is so transformative
Yeah! [x2]
Mother, she is texting me with grocery list requests,
Father, he is wrapping gifts with newspaper in jest
Santa Claus and reindeer are sailin’ like a sieve,
A symptom of the holidays that we will all relive
Yeah! [x2]
[guitar solo]
Bake some cookies, pour some milk for jolly ol’ St. Nick,
Set the shining star upon the highest bough for kicks
Being bad or good is determinative,
A symptom of the holidays says don’t be combative
Yeah! [x2]
[guitar solo, transition into acoustic portion]
He’s no child of Coke’s creation, but he knows all of your dreams,
In his eyes, I see no sadness, even though he may seem mean
Rudolph guides his sleigh each Christmas, though the others called him names,
Now they always let ol’ Rudolph join in all the reindeer games
Dissatisfying parents try to stop their children’s squeals
All I have to give right now is a gift that always gives
The symptom of the holidays is so transformative
Yeah! [x2]
Mother, she is texting me with grocery list requests,
Father, he is wrapping gifts with newspaper in jest
Santa Claus and reindeer are sailin’ like a sieve,
A symptom of the holidays that we will all relive
Yeah! [x2]
[guitar solo]
Bake some cookies, pour some milk for jolly ol’ St. Nick,
Set the shining star upon the highest bough for kicks
Being bad or good is determinative,
A symptom of the holidays says don’t be combative
Yeah! [x2]
[guitar solo, transition into acoustic portion]
He’s no child of Coke’s creation, but he knows all of your dreams,
In his eyes, I see no sadness, even though he may seem mean
Rudolph guides his sleigh each Christmas, though the others called him names,
Now they always let ol’ Rudolph join in all the reindeer games
Copyright 2018 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by drowning in your own tears.
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