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Song Parodies -> "Manky Skanky Tart"

Original Song Title:

"Achy Breaky Heart"

Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Manky Skanky Tart"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

OK, so the "Miley Cyrus sex tape" Facebook hack is almost definitely a hoax (I'm not completely sure because I didn't click the link, for obvious reasons; I also assume it was a hack because the people who passed it on were definitely not those I would have expected to).. but I reckoned it was worth a song, anyway
You tell Billy-Ray his daughter isn't gay
'Cause I've just seen the evidence
I'm guessin' he won't mind she's not that way inclined
She ain't into ladies, she like gents

He might not want to know she's made a video
That shows how naughty she can get
But if he would prefer to not know that 'bout her
You'd better keep him off the internet

Don't call her a tart, a manky skanky tart
Don't think her dad'd understand
If you call her a tart, a shaky, flaky tart
He might blow up and kill that man

You can tell him that she's playing with the cat
A little pussy pleasure, what's the harm?
But if he sees that flick of how she rides a..long
It may just put him in the funny farm

She may have caught disease, some dodgy STDs
And Jesus only knows if she's OK
And if he chanced to find her screwed out of her mind
It might be curtains for that Billy Ray

So don't call her a tart, a manky skanky tart
Because Billy Ray might overload
If you call her a tart, a flaky, shaky tart
His achy breaky heart might just explode

But don't call her a tart, a manky skanky tart
'Cause she was only having fun
She's really not a tart, a flaky, shaky tart
She doesn't even take it up the

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Peregrin - October 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Phil, you are the master of inn-ur-endo! Loved this, Personally, anything that upsets Billy Ray is okay in my book. Prefab cutout cardboard cowboy crap. Ok, I'll take my pills now. Done. Whaddaya know - comments stand!
Lifeliver - October 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Great stuff, Phil. Spot-on double-rhyming and pacing, and a killer ending. Donate your 555s to poor Billy Ray to ease his ache. If my daughter were as rich and famous as Miley, I'd back off with my mullet between my legs. Sure was a handsome dude though, and I'm not gay. People have worse things to worry about than him.
John Barry - October 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Don't know about any sex video, but the OS is musical obscenity.
Meriadoc - October 09, 2012 - Report this comment
'Steada boot scootin' it was poot lootin'?
AFW - October 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Fitting use of the original song...well done
Nite Owl - October 10, 2012 - Report this comment
Phil Alexander - October 10, 2012 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks everyone. Might give this one a run out tonight, see how it goes..

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