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Song Parodies -> "Me and Mrs. Bones"

Original Song Title:

"Me and Mrs. Jones"

Original Performer:

Billy Paul

Parody Song Title:

"Me and Mrs. Bones"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

So me weird stuff going oooon!
Me and Mrs Bones, we got an affair going on
And Starfleet knows that it's wrong
But her hubby's been gone, on NCC-1701

We meet ev'ry day in the space station cafe
Eighteen-thirty I know she'll be there
The softest of hands, making wicked demands
Playing "doctor" with her ain't so wrong!

Me and Mrs, Mrs Bones, Mrs Bones, Mrs Bones
Mrs. Bones got an affair going on
We don't care if it's wrong
As long as Doc McCoy is on NCC-1701

Still, we have to be somewhat careful
That meddling Kirk is an irritating guy
Always being suspicious and giving advice

Me, me and Mrs, Mrs Bones, Mrs Bones, Mrs Bones
Mrs Bones got a thing going on
Starfleet knows it's wrong
And so does the crew of NCC-1701

Well, it's time for me to be leaving
Leonard's off, he's coming back earthside
Poor soul drinking Romulan Ale 'stead of earth wine
Too much time spent in space, with Spock fights
Me and Mrs Bones, Mrs Bones, Mrs Bones- Jocelyn "Honey" Darnell

They got a divorce, serves him well
He was a better doctor than a good husband...

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 10

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Doctor - July 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a cuckold!

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