Song Parodies -> He's Always Bill Clinton to Me
| Original Song Title: | "She's Always a Woman" |
| Original Performer: | Billy Joel |
| Parody Song Title: | "He's Always Bill Clinton to Me" |
| Parody Written by: | Billy Florio |
He can lie with a smile
While looking strait in your eyes
He can ruin your day
And then say goodbye
He doesn't tell the truth,
Just what he wants it to be
He used to be in power
But he's always a dictator to me
He could make you believe
He could pleasure or kill you
He can say its the truth
But hes just trying to amuse you
If you ask for some funding
He will always agree
He steals like a thief
But he's always a lire to me
Oh- He's embarrassing himself
He goes on and goes on
we see through his lies
Oh- and he'll always puts out
Then he'll let you suck in
and he'll change his story line
He will promise you more
and spend money where it please him
He will carelessly touch you
and then disagree it
and he'll give you a pardon
as long as you pay the fee
Blame it all on yourselves
it was you who had elected Bill, not me
Oh- and he embarrasses himself
It's good that he's gone
he wasted our time
Oh- and he'll say that she's wrong
and he'll say that he's right
and recant it in time
He will say there's no crime
Then he'll apologize to fool
He'll do as he pleases
He doesn't care who you knew
And he can't be convicted
He'll get out of it, you'll see
Then you can sue
'cus he hypnotized you
But he's always a criminal to me
While looking strait in your eyes
He can ruin your day
And then say goodbye
He doesn't tell the truth,
Just what he wants it to be
He used to be in power
But he's always a dictator to me
He could make you believe
He could pleasure or kill you
He can say its the truth
But hes just trying to amuse you
If you ask for some funding
He will always agree
He steals like a thief
But he's always a lire to me
Oh- He's embarrassing himself
He goes on and goes on
we see through his lies
Oh- and he'll always puts out
Then he'll let you suck in
and he'll change his story line
He will promise you more
and spend money where it please him
He will carelessly touch you
and then disagree it
and he'll give you a pardon
as long as you pay the fee
Blame it all on yourselves
it was you who had elected Bill, not me
Oh- and he embarrasses himself
It's good that he's gone
he wasted our time
Oh- and he'll say that she's wrong
and he'll say that he's right
and recant it in time
He will say there's no crime
Then he'll apologize to fool
He'll do as he pleases
He doesn't care who you knew
And he can't be convicted
He'll get out of it, you'll see
Then you can sue
'cus he hypnotized you
But he's always a criminal to me
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