it's 9:30 On A Monday,
TV Tuned To Channel 10,
There Is A Shopping Game Show,
I Got Cookies And A Cup Of Coffee,
Watching Game Shows With A Friend,

He Said This Game Show Is The Best Thing,
Since The Shopping Mall, Catalog,
And The Department Store,
It Was A Shash,
And A Success,
And The Best Shopping Catalog,

La La La, De De Da,
La La La, De De Da,

Look Out World,
We're Watching Bargain Hunters,
Look Out World Today,
We're All In The Mood To Shop,
At The Malls All Day,

Sale Of The Century Is Another Good One,
I Watched Every Afternoon On Channel 3,
Followed By Wheel And Let's Make A Deal,
Then Name That Tume And The Feud On Channel 3,

He Said, These Shopping Game Shows Are The Bomb,
As Happy Tears Came From His Eyes,
I'm Sure I Coule Be A Contestant,
If I Could Go Back To Paradise,

La La La, De De Da,
La La La, De De Da,

And I Am Out There Cleaning Up The Streets,
And A Policeman Gives Me A Smile,
And He's Talking With Davy,
Who's Still In The Navy,
And Probably Will Be For A While,

My Friend And I Are Going Shopping,
At The Malls And Catalog Showrooms,
And We're Going To The Department Stores,
Yes, This Shopping Is The Best Art,
Much Better Than Shopping At K-Mart & Walmart.

Look Out World,
We're Watching Bargain Hunters,
Look Out World Today,
We're All In The Mood To Shop,
At The Malls All Day,

It's A Pretty Breeze For A Monday,
And The Rain Is Falling From The Sky,
Watching The Shopping Game Shows,
And Other Game Shows,
And I Might Have Some Cherry Pie,

And Bargain Hunters Is Like A Department Store,
And Sale Of The Century Is Like A Catalog Showroom,
I Sit At The Bar,
And Play With A Jar,
Man, I Love A Mall And A Showroom,

La La La, De De Da,
La La La, De De Da,

Look Out World,
We're Watching Bargain Hunters,
Look Out World Today,
We're All In The Mood To Shop,
At The Malls All Day!