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Song Parodies -> "Halloween (Mark's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Halloween (Mark's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Since Halloween is coming, I thought, "Why not make a Halloween song?" So I did. Marcus the Kid made me do it.
[Verse 1]
Mark here, he's working on Halloween night, never getting scared in some way.
Martin, Mark's dad, left a note on the door. It said, "Marcus, watch out for the scaries."
Ah, but don't get too scared by all the skeletons (in, in, in, in, in)
You oughta know by now. (oughta know)
Who needs some candy for kids out there?
You've eaten all of them at once now.

[Chorus]
And you seem to be bad at it,
The kids really get too mean.
Martin, you know that it's Halloween.
It's Halloween.

[Verse 2]
Mr. Bill's into his Halloween costume,
He's dressed up as Michael Jackson.
He dances each time the spotlight approaches.
The crowd always gathers around him.
Yeah, and the kids are here carving all the pumpkins. (Kin, kin, kin, kin, kin)
You oughta know by now.
And if they get scared by the Jack-o'-lantern,
At least they might know how to make it.

[Chorus]
And you seem to be bad at it,
The kids really get too mean.
Martin, you know that it's Halloween.
It's Halloween.

[Verse 3]
You should never get stuck on that pirate ship. (Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip)
You oughta know by now.
You'll get frightened by ghostly pirates all around,
Even worse, there's the Flying Dutchman.

[Chorus]
And you seem to be bad at it,
The Hulk really gets too mean.
There's lots of fun here in Halloween.
It's Halloween.
Happy Halloween, I guess.
(C) JHILP Records.

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Jonathan - October 08, 2018 - Report this comment
that's the Halloween spirit! 5s

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