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Song Parodies -> "Totally Crude Guy Stunt"

Original Song Title:

"Only The Good Die Young"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Totally Crude Guy Stunt"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Actually I'm secretly super jealous of cool dudes like this........ Original Song
Come on Petunia, don't be a wuss
Your powderpuff life's been much too cush
Ah, to be one of us you just may need a push
I might as well be the one

Well I stole us a tiger, rented a tank
Gave you a gun and it's loaded with blanks
Now, we're gonna pull the most epic of pranks
And you get to sit in front
A totally crude guy stunt

I'll hold your beer

Totally crude guy stunt
Totally crude guy stunt

You might think you're not such a spirited type
You ain't too sane and you ain't too bright
That's how come you'll fit in just right
With this bunch of dumbass punks

So come on Petunia, there's the moonshine
There's the cop cars and there's the land mine
You'll get the glory if you've got the spine
Isn't this lots of fun?!?
Doing totally crude guy stunts

Wo wo wo wo wo whoooa
It is a totally crude guy stunt
Totally crude guy stunt

You'll get a nice white cast and your body's gonna be in traction
You'll get some brand new teeth
Mmmm and a lot of grief
But Petunia if you survive you'll be gettin' so much action
Oh, the chicks dig this scene
When we do not die I mean

Oh oh oh
They say there's a wisdom to those who think twice
Some say it's better but I say it's hype
I'd rather die going viral than live a long life
Cause face it I'm really dumb
To do these totally crude guy stunts

Wo oho babeh heh
It is a totally crude guy stunt
Totally douche guy stunt

So your mother told you all that I could get you was a few concussions
Aw, she isn't cool like me
Does she say you are a tool like me

Oh wo wo
Come on come on come on Petunia don't hesitate
Jump off of the roof it's gonna be so great
If you're lucky, you'll land on your date
But we'll get you another one

Who's into totally douche guy stunts
Hold my beer now
I love these totally douche guy stunts
To-tally douche guy stunts
Totally doooooooooo-oo-ouche
Totally douche guy stunts

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Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 16

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   8
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   7

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Matthias - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
This was really funny! Love this rude/douche guy calling his friend “Petunia” because he’s goading him into joining him in his pranks.
Agrimorfee - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Genius idea to twist the original song idea of the guy trying to encourage his girl to let go of her sheltered past into a silllier thought.
Michael Pacholek - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be about a different TV show of that period: "Jackass."
Peregrin - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
This guy is indeed a douche! Surely girlfriends have better uses? Errr, anyway... I liked the concept here as Agri said, of encouraging her out of her shell (and into the hospital). I particularly liked the line "I'd rather die going viral than live a long life" :)
Stuart McArthur - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Why isn't "I'd rather die going viral than live a long life" a T-shirt yet? Loved the title sub Claude and amongst the funny gags, a serious message yearns to evolve - who's more guilty, the dumbass who thinks his stunts are funny, or the dumber ass who falls for them. Mothers of daughters like Petunia better start honing their crude-guy radars, or else there's gonna be a lot of white cast traction and beer-holding - great stuff as usual Claude - 555
Peter Andersson - March 31, 2018 - Report this comment
I was thinking the exact same thing as Michael Pacholek - and your stunt here tricked me into that!
Andy Primus - March 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Yeah, I first thought of Jackass too. Some funny lines here. What's with the multiple 1s? I must have missed something here!
Phil Alexander - April 01, 2018 - Report this comment
I'm with Stuart: "I'd rather die going viral than live a long life" is a line that sums up so much of today's Youtube world & should be on a T-shirt. Epic stuff as usual, Claude

@Andy - I think the 1s are because Claude has riled some of Amiright's pet snowflakes in the recent past.
CML - May 04, 2018 - Report this comment
I may have reacted in an overly petulant way to something CP did, but what's done is done. But dont be thinking I would do something as chickensh8t as giving a 1-bomb to a work that merits the exact opposite. That sort of thing is doing great harm to the site. Nothing CP submits is anything less than top notch. The guy is very talented. I just find him intolerable

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