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Song Parodies -> "More Than A Womble To Me"
Original Song Title:
"More Than A Woman To Me"
Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"More Than A Womble To Me"
Parody Written by:
jj lucia-wright
The Lyrics
a very personal song declaring my love for madame cholet womble
Shes my angel from france and has been from the start
since I first saw her apron she captured my heart
I love how her nose moves a bit when she speaks
they call her Cholet but she’s more than a womble to me
She’s a true master chef, shell prepare a buffet
from her hot daisy buns, to her fir cone soufflé
all the wombles she lives with are wombling free
they call her Cholet but she’s more than a womble to me
Chorus
Ohhh... she takes care of herself
tobermory and tomsk, Orinoco as well
Ohhh... and she never goes out
And she always stays in, cooks and cleans all the time
And she'll recycle rubbish ive seen on the telly
Then gather some leaves for a nice bracken jelly
on Wimbledon common shes waiting for me
they call her Cholet but she’s more than a womble to me
Chorus
Ohhh... she takes care of herself
tobermory and tomsk, Orinoco as well
Ohhh... and she never goes out
And she always stays in, cooks and cleans all the time
overground underground wobbling free
I did think from the start shes the womble for me
now the years they have passed and im married you see
and im truly in love she was sent from above,
claires more than a womble to me
Chorus
Ohhh... she takes care of herself
tobermory and tomsk, Orinoco as well
Ohhh... and she never goes out
And she always stays in, cooks and cleans all the time
since I first saw her apron she captured my heart
I love how her nose moves a bit when she speaks
they call her Cholet but she’s more than a womble to me
She’s a true master chef, shell prepare a buffet
from her hot daisy buns, to her fir cone soufflé
all the wombles she lives with are wombling free
they call her Cholet but she’s more than a womble to me
Chorus
Ohhh... she takes care of herself
tobermory and tomsk, Orinoco as well
Ohhh... and she never goes out
And she always stays in, cooks and cleans all the time
And she'll recycle rubbish ive seen on the telly
Then gather some leaves for a nice bracken jelly
on Wimbledon common shes waiting for me
they call her Cholet but she’s more than a womble to me
Chorus
Ohhh... she takes care of herself
tobermory and tomsk, Orinoco as well
Ohhh... and she never goes out
And she always stays in, cooks and cleans all the time
overground underground wobbling free
I did think from the start shes the womble for me
now the years they have passed and im married you see
and im truly in love she was sent from above,
claires more than a womble to me
Chorus
Ohhh... she takes care of herself
tobermory and tomsk, Orinoco as well
Ohhh... and she never goes out
And she always stays in, cooks and cleans all the time
for my wife claire x
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