[O-frey Dog]
It’s five o’clock and my show is on
My audience stands on its feet
If all talk hosts met at dinner time
Then I have the most powerful seat

I say “Folks
I have stories inspiring,
And guests who’ve had stress I can probe
People show me respect
And so no one suspects
My plan to take over the globe

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[CROWD]
Sell us some crap
You are O-frey Dog
Tell us what stuff we need
Cause we’re comfortable when you are leading us
And let us know what books to read

[O-frey Dog]
Now, Phil, who’s up next,
Is my General
He subdues the crowd for me
He disparages men
Questions marriage and then
States exactly how those two should be

He says, “O,
I think Rosie opposes us
So I’ll go and enlist Donald Trump
To destroy such a clucking, large TV host
Don will verbally on her take dumps”

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Now Tom Cruise is my evil nemesis
He wrestles and jumps on my couch
When I scheme he evades me
With religious crazy
While Katie keeps him in a crouch

We have minions who influence politics
Crowds buy magazines smeared with my face
Yes, we're sharing a
Dream called Utopriah
And designing a lizard-man race (I mean cooking)

[CROWD]
Show us this world
Called Utopriah
Show us just how to live
You’ve inspired the masses to follow you
Now tell us how much we should give

[O-frey Dog]
It's a pretty good time for a president
With the soul I need for my design
So I think when he runs
I’ll support him with funds
And soon it will be Obama time

And the college I built there in Africa
Is a clever disguise for my lair
And though I’ve conquered all
Can’t get Stedman to call
Now I tell you that just isn’t fair

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[CROWD]
You are the ‘O’
In Utopriah
You are a ‘win’ for all
Well, we want you
To ‘frey’ our society
And you've got us hearing your call