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Song Parodies -> "He's Always A Jedi To Me"
Original Song Title:
"She's Always A Woman To Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"He's Always A Jedi To Me"
Parody Written by:
Eric J. Edlund
The Lyrics
Written 24 MAY 2006, while on duty in Iraq.
He can kill with a thought
Or a wave of his hands
He believes in the Code
And that's where he stands
He wants to save Padme
For visions he sees
He turned to the Sith
But he's always a Jedi to me
_____ _____ _____
He can take all his anger
Hurt innocent people
Kill all of the younglings
In the Jedi Temple
He'll take whet he can
Rule the galaxy
Yeah, He looks like a Sith
But he's always a Jedi to me
_____ _____ _____
Ohhh – Be-Won
He stowed away
There on Padme's space ship
Trying to find Anakin
Ohhh – Be-Won
He showed himself
He made Anakin mad
So he choked Padme out
_____ _____ _____
He wants more and more
Than the Jedi allow him
So he takes out his light sword
And threatens his teacher
Anakin says
Now you're my enemy
Obi-won tells him
A fight to the death
Is what it shall be
_____ _____ _____
Ohhh, Look I got the high ground
Don't you go try it now
You know that wouldn't be wise
Ohhh, You were the chosen one
Supposed to bring balance
Not leave it in darkness
_____ _____ _____
He's got brand new legs
And a full body suit
He wears a black mask
"Cause he's no longer cute
The Emperor asks him
Can you hear me
And out from the dark
He looks like Darth Vader
He's always a Jedi to me
Or a wave of his hands
He believes in the Code
And that's where he stands
He wants to save Padme
For visions he sees
He turned to the Sith
But he's always a Jedi to me
_____ _____ _____
He can take all his anger
Hurt innocent people
Kill all of the younglings
In the Jedi Temple
He'll take whet he can
Rule the galaxy
Yeah, He looks like a Sith
But he's always a Jedi to me
_____ _____ _____
Ohhh – Be-Won
He stowed away
There on Padme's space ship
Trying to find Anakin
Ohhh – Be-Won
He showed himself
He made Anakin mad
So he choked Padme out
_____ _____ _____
He wants more and more
Than the Jedi allow him
So he takes out his light sword
And threatens his teacher
Anakin says
Now you're my enemy
Obi-won tells him
A fight to the death
Is what it shall be
_____ _____ _____
Ohhh, Look I got the high ground
Don't you go try it now
You know that wouldn't be wise
Ohhh, You were the chosen one
Supposed to bring balance
Not leave it in darkness
_____ _____ _____
He's got brand new legs
And a full body suit
He wears a black mask
"Cause he's no longer cute
The Emperor asks him
Can you hear me
And out from the dark
He looks like Darth Vader
He's always a Jedi to me
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Good job. Just remember: Right now, victory is defined as getting home alive. I wish you victory.
I wish you victory, too. Peace. 555.
wow this was well done. 555
Another very creative piece.
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