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Song Parodies -> "Family Guy"
Original Song Title:
"Piano Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"Family Guy"
Parody Written by:
Ned Riley
The Lyrics
OK, here's an ode to my favourite show of all time. Simpsons gettin' old, South Park is not gold, there's just one cartoon good enough for me, yeah, me! Turn the TV on to Family Guy and see...
It's 9:30 on a Thursday
I turn to Seven and see
An episode of my most favourite show
Even though I've got it on DVD
It's all about Peter Griffin
Who's a fatass and completely dumb
And is wife is not pretty, but don't go for Britney
And you'd hate the song that she hums
La la la, diddy da
La la, diddy da, da dum
Give us a laugh, you're the Family Guy
Give us a laugh tonight
Cos we're all in the mood for a comedy
And this show is pretty alright
Now Chris in the show is a son of theirs
Who takes so much after his dad
Cos he's fat and his monkey is not very spunky
And his grades are really bad
Then there's Meg who ain't noticed by nobody
And she's got the most ugliest face
And there's Brian the dog, who's a drunkard
And he likes to see classical plays
La la la, diddy da
La la, diddy da, da dum
Now Stewie's a twisted baby
Who don't have a sense of fun
And he's talking to Rupert, who just isn't super
And trying to kill his mom
And there's Joe, Cleveland Brown, and Quagmire
Who lusts after Peter's wife
While Cleveland is black and is single
And Joe is crippled for life
La la la, diddy da
La la, diddy da, da dum
Give us a laugh, you're the Family Guy
Give us a laugh tonight
Cos we're all in the mood for a comedy
And this show is pretty alright
'Twas a pretty good show while it lasted
And Simpsons don't give me a smile
And I heard someone said that they want Homer dead
Cos that show's been on a long while
Now the Simpsons fans all have converted
With the South Parks and King of the Hill
Cos Peter's farts are better than Bart's
FG jokes getting funnier still
La la la, diddy da
La la, diddy da, da dum
Give us a laugh, you're the Family Guy
Give us a laugh tonight
Cos we're all in the mood for a comedy
And this show is pretty alright
I turn to Seven and see
An episode of my most favourite show
Even though I've got it on DVD
It's all about Peter Griffin
Who's a fatass and completely dumb
And is wife is not pretty, but don't go for Britney
And you'd hate the song that she hums
La la la, diddy da
La la, diddy da, da dum
Give us a laugh, you're the Family Guy
Give us a laugh tonight
Cos we're all in the mood for a comedy
And this show is pretty alright
Now Chris in the show is a son of theirs
Who takes so much after his dad
Cos he's fat and his monkey is not very spunky
And his grades are really bad
Then there's Meg who ain't noticed by nobody
And she's got the most ugliest face
And there's Brian the dog, who's a drunkard
And he likes to see classical plays
La la la, diddy da
La la, diddy da, da dum
Now Stewie's a twisted baby
Who don't have a sense of fun
And he's talking to Rupert, who just isn't super
And trying to kill his mom
And there's Joe, Cleveland Brown, and Quagmire
Who lusts after Peter's wife
While Cleveland is black and is single
And Joe is crippled for life
La la la, diddy da
La la, diddy da, da dum
Give us a laugh, you're the Family Guy
Give us a laugh tonight
Cos we're all in the mood for a comedy
And this show is pretty alright
'Twas a pretty good show while it lasted
And Simpsons don't give me a smile
And I heard someone said that they want Homer dead
Cos that show's been on a long while
Now the Simpsons fans all have converted
With the South Parks and King of the Hill
Cos Peter's farts are better than Bart's
FG jokes getting funnier still
La la la, diddy da
La la, diddy da, da dum
Give us a laugh, you're the Family Guy
Give us a laugh tonight
Cos we're all in the mood for a comedy
And this show is pretty alright
If you don't like it, that's OK. I don't think it's good either.
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I like the subject matter. Family guy rocks, there's no question. However, the pacing of your song and the flow don't quite mesh with the original song.
"Family Guy" is the most repulsive show on TV, and this song isn't much better. (OK, there's one show more repulsive, if you live in the New York area: Mets baseball.)
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