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Song Parodies -> "Just The Weigh You Are"
Original Song Title:
"Just The Way You Are"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"Just The Weigh You Are"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Don't go losin' to try and please me
I been around big pounds before
Don't stop eatin' or try to diet
No problem if you gain some more
I'd never leave you for someone skinny
Don't want no bone assed movie star
You got a good look, and you're a good cook,
I'll take you Just The Weigh You Are.
I'm not keen on lean style fashion
I'll just go buy a stronger chair
Your cellulite, Dear, ignites my passion
And I love every roll that's there
I don't want Olive, I ain't Popeye
Don't eat my spinach from a jar
I like my sweety, plump and meaty,
I want you Just The Weigh You Are
Don't get no doc to Lindsay Lohan you
Just go ahead and strut your stuff
And baby, be my BBW
I want some hills, not Hill'ry Duff
I'll always love you, cause, there's more of you
No matter how you tip the car
And you look great in carbohydrate
I love you Just The Way You Are
You're lookin' great in carbohydrate
I love you Just The Way You Are
I been around big pounds before
Don't stop eatin' or try to diet
No problem if you gain some more
I'd never leave you for someone skinny
Don't want no bone assed movie star
You got a good look, and you're a good cook,
I'll take you Just The Weigh You Are.
I'm not keen on lean style fashion
I'll just go buy a stronger chair
Your cellulite, Dear, ignites my passion
And I love every roll that's there
I don't want Olive, I ain't Popeye
Don't eat my spinach from a jar
I like my sweety, plump and meaty,
I want you Just The Weigh You Are
Don't get no doc to Lindsay Lohan you
Just go ahead and strut your stuff
And baby, be my BBW
I want some hills, not Hill'ry Duff
I'll always love you, cause, there's more of you
No matter how you tip the car
And you look great in carbohydrate
I love you Just The Way You Are
You're lookin' great in carbohydrate
I love you Just The Way You Are
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Fatastic! Five Fat Fives!
love it...especially the popeye verse
well I sure hear the fat lady warming up to sing this one. 5's
What LL LB said.
I liked it, but I thought it was a little close to my BJ parody "She's Gotta Weigh." Not to mention "You May Be Light (I May Be Heavy)."
Thanks, Lucid, avin, carol, John, and Michael.......
Three fat fives!
Thank you, PMS
have some enormous 5's
Great stuff, AFW, especially "I want some hills, not Hill'ry Duff". I'd like to see what you think of my "Just The Weight You Are."
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