Albert Gore works in the White House no more
Growing a beard with a new 'do.
Old Palm Beach County left a note on the door.
They said, "Sonny, what comes after two?"
Lying too hard can lose you the election-un-un-un-un;
Standing in a Tampa classroom.
Who need a house out in Chappaqua?
Is that all Bill got with our money?
It seems such a waste of time.
If that's what it's all about...
Dubya, if that's moving up, then Al's coming back.

George W Bush is president, yeah!
But soon, he became a protector.
He works at number sixteen hundred down on Pennsylvania,
With a VP we respect more,
And he's trading in his Texas for a USA-A-A-A-A-A.
Really met that EPA guy,
If Bush can't talk without a malaprop,
At least he can wipe out Taliban.
And it seems such a waste of time,
If that's what it's all about...
Al Gore, if you're coming back, Bush's in for eight.

You should never argue with a crazy mind.
We oughtta know by now,
Politics is a waste of time.
If that's what it's all about...
Good luck dissing Bush, cause Al's coming back.