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Song Parodies -> "Ain't No Pork Rinds"
Original Song Title:
"Ain't No Sunshine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bill Withers
Parody Song Title:
"Ain't No Pork Rinds"
Parody Written by:
Warren Baker
The Lyrics
Ain’t no pork rinds when she’s home
It’s just tofu ev’ry day
Ain’t no pork rinds when she’s home
And my stomach’s none too fond
When the rinds, she throws away
Dinner last time at our home
Bulgur dense like wood decayed
Dinner last time at our home
All this food tastes like our lawn
With a slice tree bark filleted
And I drone, I moan, I groan, I drone, I moan,
I drone, I moan , I groan, I drone, I moan , I groan, I drone
I moan , I groan, I drone, I moan , I groan, I drone
I moan , I groan, I drone, I moan , I groan, I drone, I moan, I groan
Lord, I want to just eat a big bag alone
But ain’t no pork rinds when she’s home
Blandest veggies in a plate
Ain’t no pork rinds when she’s home
And this food seems freshly mowed
Wanna eat armed hand grenade
What a crime, rinds gone away
What a crime, rinds gone away
What a crime, rinds gone away
What a crime, tempeh soufflé
It’s just tofu ev’ry day
Ain’t no pork rinds when she’s home
And my stomach’s none too fond
When the rinds, she throws away
Dinner last time at our home
Bulgur dense like wood decayed
Dinner last time at our home
All this food tastes like our lawn
With a slice tree bark filleted
And I drone, I moan, I groan, I drone, I moan,
I drone, I moan , I groan, I drone, I moan , I groan, I drone
I moan , I groan, I drone, I moan , I groan, I drone
I moan , I groan, I drone, I moan , I groan, I drone, I moan, I groan
Lord, I want to just eat a big bag alone
But ain’t no pork rinds when she’s home
Blandest veggies in a plate
Ain’t no pork rinds when she’s home
And this food seems freshly mowed
Wanna eat armed hand grenade
What a crime, rinds gone away
What a crime, rinds gone away
What a crime, rinds gone away
What a crime, tempeh soufflé
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Warren - No pork rinds? What will George H. W. Bush do? ;D
Gets right to the meat of the matter
What about the four basic food groups: Hamburgers and Fries, Chicken and Fries, Fish and Chips, and Chocolate?
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