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Song Parodies -> "When You Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Lean On Me"

Original Performer:

Bill Withers

Parody Song Title:

"When You Pee"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Found this gem lurking in my 9th-grade English folder!...did I even know English back then?...
Men, hear out your wives when they complain
Doing house labor
They clean up your lives,
Clean up your mess – do them a favor

Leave the seat down when you're done
When you wash your hands
Don't leave the faucet on
Soap doesn't belong
All over the sink
And please, put that seat down

Geez! - walls caked with slime,
Doo-doo in springs, fresh ones tomorrow
Floor covered in filth up to my knees
Still you forget, though:

When you pee, don't walk around
Just aim for the can
(That would be on the ground)
Walls yellow and brown
Through all this I plead:
"Come on, put the seat down!"

If you whizz a load, you have to swear
That you'll be wary
When in the commode
Don't just explode -
Halt the tsunami

In the stall, think of mother; don't poo on dry land –
For the seat's too cruddy to clean "round
And at night, when you swab them, don't wipe with your hand
We all pee, but buddy – the seat's down

Leave the seat where it belongs
Or I'll apprehend
Use of your manly schlong
You'll truly belong
To society
When you put the seat down

When you pee

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Pacing: 4.6
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Total Votes: 9

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Johnny D - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Everybody is flushed with excitement to see a new EmiLoca parody!
Agrimorfee - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
You had this in your notebooks since 9th grade?! Damn, girl, weren't *you* were the precocious one! :D 555
John Barry - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Urine good form today. 5s
Rick C - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
A regular whiz kid, eh? 555
Kristof Robertson - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Welcome back, stranger! I agree with you totally; blokes are filthy, vile, revolting sons of....but you love us! ;-) 555
Red Ant - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny and welcome back EmiLoca.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
*sigh* Well, well, well, look what Tardy the tardy Mctard cat dragged in. I'm confused, though. I thought we men were meant to spread our meaty goo-ness about the land... nice parody, anyways.

"C-. See me after class, Emily, this displays only a mandatory knowledge on Huxley's use of binary opposition."
Tim Mayfield - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Un-pee-lievably funny. 5's
Stuart McArthur - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
apprehending the use of manly schlongs is a punishment hardly commensurate with the crime, Emi, or am I listening but not really HEARING....555

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