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Song Parodies -> "Eat On Me"
Original Song Title:
"Lean On Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bill Withers
Parody Song Title:
"Eat On Me"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Please let this one get through. Please let this one get through. Please let
this one get through.
this one get through.
Some-
Times in our minds
We get ideas
That may seem ki-inky
So
Lately my wife's
Been serving meals
On Mr. Winkie....
Eat on me!
Garlic croutons
Crackers and cheese
Hash browns and cu-urry!
Sliced
Tuna on toast!
'Cuz I'm lean, not mean
And I'm not too fu-urry!
Please
Swallow those fries!
Dip in the sauce
That's in my na-avel!
Gorge!
Go for refills!
All you can eat
Whipped cream on French toast!
We just gnaw on each other when we need a snack--
We all need some body to ea-eat on!
I can serve as your table in front or in back!
We all need some body to ea-eat on!
Eat on me!
Bacon and prawns
Yogurt and greens
Hash browns and cu-urry!
Sliced
Tuna on toast!
'Cuz I'm lean, not mean
And I'm not too fu-urry--
We just gnaw on each other when we need a snack--
We all need some body to ea-eat on!
I can serve as your table in front or in back!
We all need some body to ea-eat on!
If
There is a roast
You have prepared
That's kind of fa-atty
My
Taters aren't gross
So dig right in
Babe, you can gnaw on me!
Gnaw on me (if you need a meal)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me, uh-huh!)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me!)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me!)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me!)
Times in our minds
We get ideas
That may seem ki-inky
So
Lately my wife's
Been serving meals
On Mr. Winkie....
Eat on me!
Garlic croutons
Crackers and cheese
Hash browns and cu-urry!
Sliced
Tuna on toast!
'Cuz I'm lean, not mean
And I'm not too fu-urry!
Please
Swallow those fries!
Dip in the sauce
That's in my na-avel!
Gorge!
Go for refills!
All you can eat
Whipped cream on French toast!
We just gnaw on each other when we need a snack--
We all need some body to ea-eat on!
I can serve as your table in front or in back!
We all need some body to ea-eat on!
Eat on me!
Bacon and prawns
Yogurt and greens
Hash browns and cu-urry!
Sliced
Tuna on toast!
'Cuz I'm lean, not mean
And I'm not too fu-urry--
We just gnaw on each other when we need a snack--
We all need some body to ea-eat on!
I can serve as your table in front or in back!
We all need some body to ea-eat on!
If
There is a roast
You have prepared
That's kind of fa-atty
My
Taters aren't gross
So dig right in
Babe, you can gnaw on me!
Gnaw on me (if you need a meal)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me, uh-huh!)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me!)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me!)
Gnaw on me (Gnaw me!)
©Bob Gomez 2004
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Bob--like Dwight Yoakum might say, "I ain't that hungry yet".....
Oh I'm glad I'm not a Robert Gomez weiner
That's truly what I'd not like to be
'Cuz if I wuz a Robert Gomez weiner
Mrs. Gomez would devour me
5's you culinary pRe-vert.
That's truly what I'd not like to be
'Cuz if I wuz a Robert Gomez weiner
Mrs. Gomez would devour me
5's you culinary pRe-vert.
Ditto on the little song bit Johnny D did This was twistedly funny. i like those kindsa parodies. Way to go.
This is hilarious Bob! GJ (Mr.Winkie-lmao)
Ask the Village People. They eat at the "Y". Very clever parody, Bob.
Good one Bob, there's not enough Gomez goin'round....
You want fives with that?
Oh what a big suprise this is. Another song about our private parts. Well isn't that special. Who's been stacking dounuts on your happy pole, Bobby? Could it be... SATAN!!!
Never mind that pesky Church Lady, this is a very funny song. 5's
This one was great! Doubly great even! :-D
5 cubes!
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