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Song Parodies -> "Fat Albert's Eating Theme"

Original Song Title:

"Fat Albert Theme"

Original Performer:

Bill Cosby

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Albert's Eating Theme"

Parody Written by:

Aussie Bloke

The Lyrics

He's Fat Albert and obviously he got fat from eating too much food so I thought I'd make a parody of the TV show theme which looks at Fat Albert's eating disorder.
"Hey, hey, hey! It's Fat Albert!"
And I’m gonna eat a lot of food
And I’m gonna gain a stone or two
I am getting fatter and wider every day
Heart is beating faster
My arteries are clogged
Nah, nah, nah – gonna eat a twinkie (hey, hey, hey!)
Nah, nah, nah – gonna eat a burger

"This is Fat Albert pigging out, eating burgers and fries
And if you eat like I do, you may get a heart attack and die!
Hey, hey, hey!"

Nah, nah, nah – gonna eat a pizza
Nah, nah, nah – gonna eat a chicken
Nah, nah, nah – gonna eat a pancake

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