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Song Parodies -> "Alberto"

Original Song Title:

"Key Largo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bertie Higgins

Parody Song Title:

"Alberto"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez was grilled by both Republican and Democratic senators alike, who sharply questioned his leadership skills as head of the Bush Justice Department; Gonzalez was exposed as an inept, unqualified partisan buffoon.
(instrumental intro)

Crap was what he uttered...
Lying so hard, he was warned
By Dems and Repubs together;
A.G. Gonzalez now scorned.

Is he a dope, or goofy?
Failing, he spoke so desparately.
Before Congress, a zero.
Gonzo's just a right wing crazy.

CHORUS:
We were appalled...
Prosecutions that he stalled.
Rove played politics, from get-go.
Left flailing away was Alberto.

Gonzalez, he did skid.
"Couldn't recall" what things he did;
Why eight prosecutors were let go.
Let's now get rid of Alberto.

Said he cannot remember...
Where the purges start.
E-mails, Bush won't surrender.
Gonzalez ain't too smart.

Just a "Good Bushie" shill;
Flay him again.
More corruption, there is still;
Bush D.O.J. can't defend.

We were appalled...
Prosecutions that he stalled.
Rove played politics, from get-go.
Left flailing away was Alberto.

Gonzalez, he did skid.
"Couldn't recall" what things he did;
Why eight prosecutors were let go.
Let's now get rid of Alberto.

(repeat chorus and fade)

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