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Song Parodies -> "Reach Out and Punch Someone"

Original Song Title:

"Reach Out and Touch Someone"

Original Performer:

Bell System/AT&T

Parody Song Title:

"Reach Out and Punch Someone"

Parody Written by:

Scott A. Brown

The Lyrics

This is a parody of the popular jingle used by the former Bell System and AT&T back in the late 1970's and most of the 1980's.
Reach Out, Reach Out and Punch Someone
Reach Out, and punch him in the jewels
Reach Out, Reach Out and Punch Someone

Wherever you are
You're never too far
from giving him a low blow

Reach Out, Reach Out and Punch Someone
Reach Out, just punch him where it hurts

Punch if that's guy's a pain, running his mouth, making you go insane
Whenever you're in doubt, punch him where it counts

Reach Out, Reach Out and Punch Someone
Reach Out, and punch him in the jewels

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Pinto - July 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Could be a jingle for an internet service provider these days, I suppose...

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