When I find myself with wet swimming trunks
Karen Wall comes to me.
Speaking words of wisdom: "wet Abbi!"
And in my hour of swim class,
Abbi Wall will ignore my pleas.
My swimming trunks are wetwet Abbi!

Wet Abbi, Wet Abbi.Wet Abbi, Wet Abbi!
Guide me to the swimming pool, Wet Abbi!

And when the swimming pool is all ready
Abbi Wall is here with me
There will be a swimming pool: Wet Abbi
For though they may have non-swimmers
There is still a chance to go splashing
There will be a swimming pool, Wet Abbi

Wet Abbi, Wet AbbiWet Abbi, Wet Abbi!
Yeah, there will be a swimming pool; Wet Abbi.
Wet Abbi, Wet AbbiWet Abbi, yeah, Wet Abbi!
Whisper words of wisdom, "Wet Abbi!"

(Instrumental break)

Wet Abbi, Wet Abbi...Wet Abbi, yeah, Wet Abbi!
Whisper words of wisdom, "Let them pee!" (eeeee)

And when the swimming pool is full of girls
Vicky Wall returns to me
Sliding in the big pool, Wet Abbi
I wake up with a pairof swimming trunks
Karen Wall returns to me.
Speaking words of wisdom, "Wet Abbi."

Wet Abbi, Wet Abbi (x2)
There will be a swimming pool; Wet Abbi
Wet Abbi. Wet Abbi, (x 2)
Swimming costumes, we will smell them, so wet Abbi