When I found myself a tree this Christmas
Its smell really bothered me
The store had no others
Smelly tree

I wish I had gone to Wal-Mart
And gotten a scentless Christmas tree
Smells like something died there
Smelly tree

Smelly tree, Smelly tree
Smelly tree, Smelly tree
Smells like something died there
Smelly tree

It smells like someone farted, people
Living in the world agree,
It must be disposed of
Smelly tree

Although it's fiber-optic there is
Still a funk that bothers me
Smells like someone died there
Smelly tree

CHORUS

(Solo)

CHORUS

And when Santa will see me
There won't be presents under the tree
He will be scared forever
Smelly tree

I wake up to the smell of roadkill
Its smell really bothered me
The store had no others
Smelly tree

CHROUS 2X