-> "I Only Wanna Have a Brew"
Original Song Title:
"I Only Want to Be With You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Only Wanna Have a Brew"
The Lyrics
I dont know what it is that makes me love to brew
I've done both beer and ale and also wine or two
'cause when it starts bubbling, that batch, you know
I know within two weeks there's something good to show
It's crazy but it's true -
I only wanna have a brew
It doesnt matter whether it is dark or light
as long as it is strong and also taste is right
Be ale or just lager, it's same, you see -
The fermentation process's biochemistry
and it won't let me blue -
I only wanna have a brew
As long as I remember
I've made drinks this way -
And when you keep your pots right clean
the taste will be okay -
(Now add some honey)
I want to be a brewster, and I want, of course
to brew a better beer than that old Budmilloors
I know I'm into something when my friends say:
"Susy, your stuff's better than Bud in every way'" -
No matter what I do -
I only want to have a brew
Oh, oh, it's stopped that bubbling,
so through is work of yeast;
Month in storage makes the taste -
and then we'll have a feast!
(Don't touch those bottles!)
I want to be a brewster, and I want, of course
to brew a better beer than that Miller, Coors
I know I'm into something when my friends say:
"Susy, your stuff's better than Bud in every way" -
No matter what I do -
I only want to have a brew
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