S-A! T-O-N! M-Y-Wife!
Woops!
S-A! T-O-N! M-Y-Wife!
Woops!
Well I just did somethin' that I shouldn't do
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
She weighs bout a hundred, I'm at 392
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
I-yi-yi heard a muffled ouch
I-yi-yi lost her in the couch
But my good ol' fishin' pole
got her out oh why'd I go
Flatten my wife; Flatten my wife
Better pick her up, dust her off, clean her up she's had enough
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
Sat on my wiiiiiife
S-s-s-sat on my wiiiiife

S-A! T-O-N! M-Y Wife!
D'oh!
S-A! T-O-N! M-Y Wife!
D'oh!

She's lookin' kinda squishy and her face is blue
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
Better buy some flowers for when she comes to
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
I-yi-yi she's a lifeless lump
I-yi-yi need a tire pump

But my good ol' buddy Joe says she needs a hospi-tow
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
Better take her out to the van oops I fell once again
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
Sat on my wiiiiife; S-s-s-sat on my wiiiiiife

S-A! T-O-N! M-Y Wife!
Crap!
S-A! T-O-N! M-Y Wife!
Crap!
S-A.........