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Song Parodies -> "Sat On My Wife"
Original Song Title:
"Saturday Night"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bay City Rollers
Parody Song Title:
"Sat On My Wife"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full Of Monkeys
The Lyrics
S-A! T-O-N! M-Y-Wife!
Woops!
S-A! T-O-N! M-Y-Wife!
Woops!
Well I just did somethin' that I shouldn't do
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
She weighs bout a hundred, I'm at 392
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
I-yi-yi heard a muffled ouch
I-yi-yi lost her in the couch
But my good ol' fishin' pole
got her out oh why'd I go
Flatten my wife; Flatten my wife
Better pick her up, dust her off, clean her up she's had enough
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
Sat on my wiiiiiife
S-s-s-sat on my wiiiiife
S-A! T-O-N! M-Y Wife!
D'oh!
S-A! T-O-N! M-Y Wife!
D'oh!
She's lookin' kinda squishy and her face is blue
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
Better buy some flowers for when she comes to
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
I-yi-yi she's a lifeless lump
I-yi-yi need a tire pump
But my good ol' buddy Joe says she needs a hospi-tow
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
Better take her out to the van oops I fell once again
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
Sat on my wiiiiife; S-s-s-sat on my wiiiiiife
S-A! T-O-N! M-Y Wife!
Crap!
S-A! T-O-N! M-Y Wife!
Crap!
S-A.........
Woops!
S-A! T-O-N! M-Y-Wife!
Woops!
Well I just did somethin' that I shouldn't do
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
She weighs bout a hundred, I'm at 392
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
I-yi-yi heard a muffled ouch
I-yi-yi lost her in the couch
But my good ol' fishin' pole
got her out oh why'd I go
Flatten my wife; Flatten my wife
Better pick her up, dust her off, clean her up she's had enough
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
Sat on my wiiiiiife
S-s-s-sat on my wiiiiife
S-A! T-O-N! M-Y Wife!
D'oh!
S-A! T-O-N! M-Y Wife!
D'oh!
She's lookin' kinda squishy and her face is blue
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
Better buy some flowers for when she comes to
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
I-yi-yi she's a lifeless lump
I-yi-yi need a tire pump
But my good ol' buddy Joe says she needs a hospi-tow
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
Better take her out to the van oops I fell once again
Sat on my wife; Sat on my wife
Sat on my wiiiiife; S-s-s-sat on my wiiiiiife
S-A! T-O-N! M-Y Wife!
Crap!
S-A! T-O-N! M-Y Wife!
Crap!
S-A.........
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very interesting
Yeah, I hate when that happens
I am sure I am the wife in the song! Ouch!!!!!
So what's new! I'm 5'1" 103lbs and my 6'7" husband is 216lbs and it's often a case of "sat on his wife" ....whether he's sober or not! It is a case of "Ouch!" as I disappear under him but it is kinda fun after all....especially for him. I'll have to get him to sing this song the next time he sits on me! Isn't that what wives are for anyways?
very funny but it's also an instance of a misheard lyrics - it's not "S-S--S Staurday Night", its actually "It's just a Staurday Night"
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