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Song Parodies -> "I Fight The Wars"

Original Song Title:

"I Write the Songs"

Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"I Fight The Wars"

Parody Written by:

Cichlid Joe

The Lyrics

a quick and dirty but somewhat humorous spin on the song
Ive been around forever
And I picked up my daddys sword.
I put events and the media together
I am the president
And I fight the wars.

I fight the wars some say that I began.
I fight the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
I fight the wars so you best look out Iran
I Fight the wars, I fight the wars

My home is far away from you
And all Im asking for is your oil
Now, when I speak out with our nation's voice
I am the president, even though I'm on your soil...


Oh my weapons give you pause
And make you contemplate your cause
And I brought some here for you so you might move
Hatred fills your heart
Well, thats a fine place to start!
Its from me, its for you
Its from you, its for me
it's a a world wide catastrophe

I am president, and I fight the wars for a daily dose of musical blog action

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AFW - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Very well said, and very well done..

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