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Song Parodies -> "Soda Smack Down"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"Soda Smack Down"

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The Lyrics

This here was one of alexs' older parodies and we decided to post it up.
-Instrumental intro-
Her name was Pepsi,
She was a soda,
Coca-Cola was her love and Dr.Pepper wanted some.
So Coca-Cola, Got really angry,
He Threw more than just one punch, The fight lasted into lunch.
A wresting ring,
Pepsi broke into tears,
There was soda all over the floor,
Just as Pepsi feared.
Chorus: At the soda,
(soda) The Soda smack down,
(soda smack down) The scariest fight in town.
At the soda, Soda Smack Down,
Bashing and Crying and Soda cans flying at the soda....
Soda smack down

Her name was pepsi,
Boy, She was greiving,
Dr.Pepper was so dead,
And Coca-Cola Lost his head.
He was in for murder,
By Blunt force Trauma,
Possibly For 20 years, without chance of parole we fear,
See Pepsi, She is pissed,
Dr.Pepper will be missed,
Only if Coca-Cola wouldn't have started this,
chorus X1
-instrumental break-

Her name was Pepsi,
She was alone now,
Coca-Cola was in jail,
And everything about her failed.
She couldn't Take it,
Not any longer,
She wanted to be a wife,
So she took her own life.
She shook herself up,
Hanged herself by The Pop Top
It was all because Of Coca-Colas' actions,
Chorus X1
-instrumental outro-

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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alex price - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, I did work pretty hard on this. 555!
AFW - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing is off some places...but the idea is really imaginative
Yet Another Dutchman - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
455 then. This was really original.

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