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Song Parodies -> "MANtiesâ„¢"
Original Song Title:
"Mandy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Barry Manilow
Parody Song Title:
"MANtiesâ„¢"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
A comment by Emiloca about manties on a thread some time ago aroused my interest. I did some research and...voila! If you don't know what manties are, check out www.manties.com
In my household, crime was rife
Nicking knickers from the wife
Shamefaced, guilty man
A site found while surfing
Goshdarn saved my life
I grabbed my Visa
Morning; my delivery
Mailman stares bewilderedly
They were the right size
(I'm getting giggly)
I never realised
How happy they'd make me
Those Manties
Well they're pink and they're silk and they're frilly
And they're made just for me
Those manties
They've got bows and more room for my willy
So I bought thirty three new Manties
Sexy at the taxi rank
So coquettish at the bank
Though I'm XXin' while you're XYin'
Macho's a state of mind
No more Calvin Kli-en
Those Manties
They're so sheer on my rear, some are see-through
You should buy some today
Oh, Manties
Do you crave lingerie? Buddy, me too!
Tired of boxers in grey?
Try Manties!
Yesterday, Y-fronts
They were atrocious
Put 'em on, just once
You'll feel precocious
In Manties
Well they're pink and they're silk and they're frilly
And they're made just for me
Those manties
They've got bows and more room for my willy
So I bought thirty three new Manties
If you're stout, check 'em out; there's no chafing
And it won't mean you're gay
In manties
Also, they're wash-and-wear; labour saving!
Some are see-thru..
Nicking knickers from the wife
Shamefaced, guilty man
A site found while surfing
Goshdarn saved my life
I grabbed my Visa
Morning; my delivery
Mailman stares bewilderedly
They were the right size
(I'm getting giggly)
I never realised
How happy they'd make me
Those Manties
Well they're pink and they're silk and they're frilly
And they're made just for me
Those manties
They've got bows and more room for my willy
So I bought thirty three new Manties
Sexy at the taxi rank
So coquettish at the bank
Though I'm XXin' while you're XYin'
Macho's a state of mind
No more Calvin Kli-en
Those Manties
They're so sheer on my rear, some are see-through
You should buy some today
Oh, Manties
Do you crave lingerie? Buddy, me too!
Tired of boxers in grey?
Try Manties!
Yesterday, Y-fronts
They were atrocious
Put 'em on, just once
You'll feel precocious
In Manties
Well they're pink and they're silk and they're frilly
And they're made just for me
Those manties
They've got bows and more room for my willy
So I bought thirty three new Manties
If you're stout, check 'em out; there's no chafing
And it won't mean you're gay
In manties
Also, they're wash-and-wear; labour saving!
Some are see-thru..
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Funny write..This had me tied in stitches
A few of my former boyfriends could really have done with these! ;-) 5s
rolling on the floor, esp. after going the the manties.com site.!!!!!!!!!
love the parody, but i'll pass on the MANties...lol...5s
absolutely a laugh a line Kristof - where is everyone? see-thru manties for that special woman - that's a win-win - 555
Thanks everyone...Stu, see if you can rustle up some readers for me, huh mate? ;-)
well if the phrase "see-thru manties" doesn't bring them flocking heer by the thousands, I dunno what else I can do, KR :-(
Mantastic!
funny good work all 5
whats a mantie anyway
I've been wearing Manties for over a year. I like their "Fancy Hi-Cut" style, since it's about the same as most girl's bikini panties, and it has lace ruffles on the legs and across the seat, with bows and rosebuds to spice them up even more although i also have some of thier plain ones to wear out and to work. The biggest problem I have is thier selection is too large, I want them all. And best of all, they're made to fit guys! I love wearing them to bed, either by themselves or with a babydoll nightie, and they're fun to relax around my apartment in them. Somehow, there's just nothing like sliding into them and experiencing the soft caress of the material. Now I've got the perfect panties to wear underneath and no one knows it.
Look up manties on google they are great!
LOLOLOL
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