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Song Parodies -> "Yoga & Bananas"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"Yoga & Bananas"

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The Lyrics

Her name was Dharma
Go with the flow girl
With yellow closely-cropped bright hair
And no use for underwear
And then one fine day
She met a lawyer
And though the duo seemed bizarre
They thought it was wunderbar
He was a crashing bore
What zany clothes she wore
They were hung up on one another
But they made us snore

She taught yoga
Yoga girl Dharma
With her endless talk about karma
She taught yoga
Yoga girl Dharma
Cultures were clashin'
Her in-laws were trashin'
Dharma's yoga,
Their shirts were stuffed

His life was legal
And he was climbing
The ladder corporate to share
In the major profits there
His love diminished
Fizzled like soda
Cause Dharma went a bit too far
Flirting with a yoga star
That's when her hubby knew
His love for her was through
Started out like a silly subplot
Like when Dharma chewed

Her granola
That was like manna
And healthy stuff
Like her bananas
That granola
With mashed bananas
Gave her some passion
When her husband was trashing
Dharma's yoga
The end of love

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   3

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Royce Miller - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
5's from me
AFW - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Quite imaginatve..great story line..good subtle humor..fives
John Barry - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody has good karma. 5s
Harmony - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you to Royce, AFW and John Barry!
Serafina - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicely done. ;)
Michael Pacholek - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
You get a four. Write the third verse (I must be a masochist, asking for a third verse of Manilow), and make it was good as the first two, which are pretty damn good, and you'll get the five.

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