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Song Parodies -> "Randy"
Original Song Title:
"Mandy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Barry Manilow
Parody Song Title:
"Randy"
Parody Written by:
David Jensen
The Lyrics
"Randy"
What's attracting all these flies
Bringing water to my eyes
A smell that I can't stand
Please open a window
Something is not right
I need fresh air
I know that something's not ok
People running past my way
Hearing all their cries
I stretch that I might see
Then soon I realized
Who's coming strait at me
It's Randy
He don't bathe and it's driving me crazy
Wish he would go away
It's Randy
And I wish he would stop emanating
Think that I'm going to faint
It's Randy
I must tell him at this time
He needs to wash away the grime
Stinking up our world
There's no denying
Tears are in my eyes
We're constantly crying
It's Randy
He don't bathe and it's driving me crazy
Wish he would go away
It's Randy
And I wish he would stop emanating
Think that I'm going to faint
It's Randy
Fresh air is a dream
I can't face this morning
Soap is what he needs
The shower is calling
It's Randy
He don't bathe and it's driving me crazy
Wish he would go away
It's Randy
And I wish he would stop emanating
Think that I'm going to faint
It's Randy
And I wish he would stop emanating
Can I breath soon?
What's attracting all these flies
Bringing water to my eyes
A smell that I can't stand
Please open a window
Something is not right
I need fresh air
I know that something's not ok
People running past my way
Hearing all their cries
I stretch that I might see
Then soon I realized
Who's coming strait at me
It's Randy
He don't bathe and it's driving me crazy
Wish he would go away
It's Randy
And I wish he would stop emanating
Think that I'm going to faint
It's Randy
I must tell him at this time
He needs to wash away the grime
Stinking up our world
There's no denying
Tears are in my eyes
We're constantly crying
It's Randy
He don't bathe and it's driving me crazy
Wish he would go away
It's Randy
And I wish he would stop emanating
Think that I'm going to faint
It's Randy
Fresh air is a dream
I can't face this morning
Soap is what he needs
The shower is calling
It's Randy
He don't bathe and it's driving me crazy
Wish he would go away
It's Randy
And I wish he would stop emanating
Think that I'm going to faint
It's Randy
And I wish he would stop emanating
Can I breath soon?
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I just caught this, this morning....I think it's great
Thanks.
Me too David!
i could have swore i was reading genuine weird al lyrics. good job dave i gave you all 5s
LMAOOOO!
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