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Song Parodies -> "Drag Queen Kitara"

Original Song Title:

"Copacabana"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"Drag Queen Kitara"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

I knew Kitara, she was a drag queen
Purple flowers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She’d dance the samba, sweet bossa nova
And while she tried to be a star
Back then she didn’t get too far

She’d dance the night away
And all the men so gay
Went all gaga for Kitara
Watching her sashay

At the drag club
Drag club in Rio
Kitara was part of a trio
At the drag club
Drag club in Rio
Bruna and Mara would dance there with Kitara
At the drag club
So long ago

His name’s George Santos, he is in Congress
And his district’s in New York, but many think that he’s a dork
And his new buddies, they don’t like drag shows
And they would probably have a cow, if George still was dressing now

The way he used to do
Draped in sparkly blue
Yeah, George used to be Kitara
You should have seen it too

At the drag club
Drag club in Rio
Kitara was part of a trio
At the drag club
Drag club in Rio
Bruna and Mara would dance there with Kitara
At the drag club
But now he’s George

One thing about him, this man loves lying
He says he never dressed in drag, but that won’t stop the tongues that wag
And in Brazil now
He isn’t welcome
Seems they caught him at a crime, though he never did the time

New scandals every day
How does he live this way?
People tell him to resign
But he won’t go away

Back to the drag club
Drag club in Rio
Kitara was part of a trio
At the drag club
Drag club in Rio
Bruna and Mara would dance there with Kitara
At the drag club
But now he’s George

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