I've been alive forever,
And I mowed the very first lawn
I gassed the Toro and pulled the starting lever
I'm the Lawn Boy --
And I mow the lawns

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I mow the lawns that make the whole world green
I mow the lawns and trim the edging clean
I mow the lawns before they get too high
I mow the lawns, I mow the lawns

My yard looks like a golf course
And I've got my own nineteenth hole
Now, when I have my post-mow beer
I can drink it down, on my own grassy knoll

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I mow the lawns that make the whole world green
I mow the lawns from spring to Halloween
I mow the lawns, then Turf Builder apply
I mow the lawns, I mow the lawns

Oh my Bentgrass is low-cut
And give good surface for you to putt
And I plant some blendid mix, for baseball too
Best grass 'round these parts
For cornhole, croquet, or lawn darts
It's for real, it's for free
It's for free, what a deal
It's a world wide curb appeal

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I mow the lawns that make the whole world green
I mow the Fescue and the St Augustine
I mow the Zoysia and the Bluegrass-Rye
I mow the lawns, I mow the lawns

I am Lawn Boy - and I mow the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwnns