DEMOCRAT DEBATES
(to the tune of Copacabana by Barry Manilow)

His name is Biden. Came from the Senate.
Although Obama made him Veep,
Women say that he’s a creep.
Says Trump used blackmail on foreign leaders;
Fights climate change and acid rain,
While son hawks crude oil from Urkaine!
Looks like some weird disease,
Plagiarizing Brit M-Ps;
“Half the country’s been killed by gunshots!”
Oh, what calumnies!
At the Demo— Democrat De-bates
Where students in debt demand rebates!
At the Demo— Democrat De-bates
Pure Trump Derangement
Causes voter estrangement
At the Demo— Just vote for Trump!


Her name is Warren, from Massachusetts
And those high cheekbones that you see
Are because she’s Cherokee.
Got grants for Law School by being Indian,
But D-N-A proved being Native
Was a fiction quite creative!
A tenth of one percent
Paid tuition and the rent.
She’s an expert with others’ money—
Making sure it’s spent!
At the Demo— Democrat De-bates
Where wanting tax cuts makes you cheapskates!
At the Demo— Democrat De-bates
Increased taxation
Brings voter frustration
At the Demo— We’ll vote for Trump!


His name is Bernie, an open Marxist.
He’s never held a real job, runs on theories quite macabre.
And then there’s Bloomberg, he’s spends his billions
Bashing that other billionaire
While pushing failed Obamacare!
Right to bear arms so maligned,
Constitution undermined,
It’s not just Biden and Bern and Bloomie—
The’ve all lost their minds!
At the Demo— Democrat De-bates
Where students in debt whine for rebates!
At the Demo— Democrat De-bates,
Wait ’til the convention
And watch mass defection
As the Demos— all vote for Trump!
All vote for Trump!