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Song Parodies -> "I Tell the Lies"

Original Song Title:

"I Write the Songs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"I Tell the Lies"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

I Tell the Lies by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

I’ve been alive forever,
And I told the very first lie.
I put the cons and scams together.

I am Donald, and I tell the lies.
I tell the lies that make my base believe.
I tell the lies of walls and Russian friends.
I tell the lies that make the porn stars cry.

I tell the lies, I tell the lies.
My cons suck you into tangled webs.
And you give me a place in your soul.
And I can look out your rear.

I’m the best at all I try to do.
I tell the lies about my wealth and taxes.
I tell the lies about the fed shutdown.
I tell the lies that make Vladdy sing.

I tell the lies, I tell the lies.
Oh, my lies make you dance.
And gives you the strength to take a stance.
And I told some cock and bull, put you in awe.
My lies fill your brain, well, that’s a fine place to maintain.
Lies from me, believe me you.
Praise from you, believe in me.
It’s a worldwide crime spree.

I am Donald, and I tell the lies.
I tell the lies that make my base believe.
I tell the lies of walls and Russian friends.
I tell the lies that make the porn stars cry.
I am Donald, and I tell the lies.
Copyright 2019 by Jeffrey Moran

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alexander's ragtag band - January 18, 2019 - Report this comment
If you like your doctor.... If you like your plan.... The government won't cover abortions.... The government won't cover non-citizens....
truth monster - January 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Gotta luv it when trumpies still think their strongest argument is "My guy may be a racist, misogynistic, self-centered, lying russian puppet, but he's not any worse than your guy about one of those things."
2Eagle - January 18, 2019 - Report this comment
This parody is no lie - 555.
Strawman Buster - January 19, 2019 - Report this comment
Actually, we argue that Trump is NOT any of those things, but that your side IS. What is the evidence that Trump is a Russian puppet? You've been investigating this proposition for two years and come up with nothing. OTOH, Trump has taken the shackles off the fracking industry and greatly increased American oil production, which completely undercuts Russia's position as an oil exporter. Meanwhile, Hillary and her apparatchiks handed over huge amounts of uranium to the Russians. But TRUMP is the puppet
Think - January 19, 2019 - Report this comment
A lot of truth in this one
Michael Pacholek - January 19, 2019 - Report this comment
I loved this one. Believe me!
Truth - January 20, 2019 - Report this comment
Gotta love how the lying leftard traitors' entire schtick is "We totally never committed every one of the atrocities and crimes against humanity we keep projecting on every one of you patriots opposing us (especially Trump), and when we did, you deserved it!"
Putin's Racist, Misogynistic, Self-Centered, Lying Puppet & Illegal White House Occupant Usurper Hussein, 2012 - January 20, 2019 - Report this comment
"After the election, I'll have more flexibility."
More Recent Lies - January 20, 2019 - Report this comment
Gender is non-binary. Antifa opposes fascism. Democrats are the party of science. Women don't lie about rape. Blacks can't be racist. Due process is sexist. Math is a patriarchal construct. Buzzfeed has incontrovertible proof that Trump instructed Cohen to lie. Mueller TOTALLY has the goods on Trump this time!
Jeff Moron's Most Recent Lie: - January 20, 2019 - Report this comment
"I'm not an NPC! I'm not!"
Libby - January 21, 2019 - Report this comment
Hi Buster... https://www.factcheck.org/2018/06/factchecking-trumps-energy-boasts/. Claiming to boost US oil production by causing OPEC oil prices to go up is like claiming cigarettes are causing less cancer because of filters.

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