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Song Parodies -> "Andy"

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Barry Manilow

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The Lyrics

It appears that naughty Prince Andrew has been having fun...
I’ve been traumatised for life
Sex with you just wasn’t nice.
Call yourself a man,
I was your teen bimbo, cried all through the night
What was I into?
I am going to make you pay
Trouble’s gonna come your way
Looking through my eyes,
I see the dollar signs I never realized how much cash that you could make me.

Oh Andy,
You came on my tits I was quaking
But I was under age.
Oh, Andy,
I bet you didn’t guess I was faking,
When you screwed me that day
Oh, Andy!

Royals at it all the time
James Hewitt and Princess Di
Caught up in a world of social climbing,
I just can’t believe this song is still rhyming

Oh Andy,
You came on my tits I was quaking
I was still under age.
Oh, Andy,
I bet you didn’t guess I was faking,
Gonna sue you today.
Oh, Andy!

I suppressed a scream
Sex was appalling
You are just a sleaze
Lawyer is calling
Oh Andy

You just came and used me like a play thing
And now you’re gonna pay oh, Andy
Yes, I know all you royals are barking

But I’ll sue you today Oh, Andy
Secret’s out and I just won’t stop talking
Cause I was under age oh, Andy
And you shagged me before I was bleeding
Now I’ll bleed you

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. - June 26, 2022 - Report this comment
I'm a sucker for parody esp Randy Rainbow all the way down to less popular satirists. I like this b/c it's using a favorite song of mine growing up which I listened to repeatedly. I also enjoy seeing Andrew get his comeuppance for his incredibly arrogant and ludicrous actions. Plus (as an American) I find the obsession with the royal family ridiculous. Cheers!

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