Song Parodies -> (At the) Copagangbanga

Original Song Title:

"(At the) Copacabana"

Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

  
Parody Song Title:

"(At the) Copagangbanga"

Parody Written by:

Elgin Edward Suiter

Her name was Crystal,
She had a method;
With angels dancing in her hair,
And a dress cut down the back;

She drove a "Bling-Bling",
With two big "ta-tas";
And while she "soared" up with the stars,
She managed several topless bars,

Behind some trailer parks,
Guarded by "Tiger Sharks";
They were young and they had no "priors",
They were right for the job...

At the Copa,
Copa Gangbanga...
The darkest part of all "Mal Lingua";
(Here)
At the Copa,
Copa Gangbanga...
Pride and connections,
And low expectations,
At the Copa...

They fell in "holes..."

His name was RICO,
He hated "rackets";
So many stood before his chair
(When there's trouble brewing there)

So, when he finished,
He headed over...
But Rico went a bit too far,
"Robot" agents swarmed a car;
The driver pulled out mace,
They blew off half his face,
There was "dope" waiting at the "Thug-mart",
So, then, why "snort" him?

At the Copa,
Copa Gangbanga...
The shadiest part of "Miranda"
(Here)
At the Copa,
Copa Gangbanga,

Crime and corruption's
the sweetest seduction,
At the Copa...

They lost appeal(s)...

Copa,
Copa Gangbanga...

Confabulations...
Bad reputations...
And contradictions...

Her name was Crystal,
She had a method,
But that was 30 months ago,
(Ecstacy had stole the show)
Now she's a "crackhead",
But not much longer...
Still, in that dress she used to wear,
Tiger's semen in her hair;
she stands there all alone,
With someone else's phone;
She lost her- you bet she lost her "Bling-Bling",
Now, she's out on "loan"...

At the Copa,
Copa Gangbanga...
The seediest part of "Mal Linga";

(Here)
At the Copa,
Copa Gangbanga...
Midnight affections,
Daylight confessions
At the Copa...

Don't lose your soul...
Don't fall in "holes"...

Copa,
Copa Gangbanga...
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