{Mr. Johnson humming as the song starts}

Mr. Johnson: Johnson is always my last name,
Waiting was one of my hardest games,
I live in, 14 Sesame Street,
I used the phone, cause I ordered a pizza to eat.
That's why he calls me,

Mr. Johnson, ho, ho, ho.
Mr. Johnson, I used to live in Buffalo.
Ooh, I used to live in Buffalo.
Used to live in Buffalo.

I have went,
To Charlie's Restaurant,
I find this guy, he works at that restaurant,
Now this guy,
He always drives me mad,
Selling things, that I've never had.
I can hear him say,

Mr. Johnson, ho, ho, ho,
Mr. Mr. Johnson, who met me once in Buffalo.
Heh heh, oh yeah,
I used to live in Buffalo.
Heh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Mr. Johnson, ho, ho, ho.
Mr. Johnson, used to live in Buffalo,
What's my name again?
It's Mr. Johnson,
I used to live in Buffalo.
Oh yeah.

Said that I was performed by some puppeteer,
Oh, he performed Mr. Johnson,
That's why it's my name,
I know that it's Jerry, oh.
Oh, it's too bad Jerry Nelson died,
Too bad Jerry Nelson died.
Yeah, I'm Mr. Johnson,
Now played by Matthew Vogel, yeah,
Oh yeah.