I met a secret agent,
Was hiding in a box.
I said “I got it comin’ to me,
‘Cause he Hounds me like a Fox.”
I thought that any box is good boxin’.
So I took that cardboard box, mmm
Ooh, ooh, he looked at me with those blue eyes, and said:

“You ain’t seen Solid Snake.
B-b-b baby, you just ain’t seen Solid Snake.
Here's a man who just really takes the cake.
B-b-b baby, you just ain’t seen S-S-Solid Snake.
Solid Snake, I've been around.”
That's what he told me.

And now I'm feelin’ better,
‘Cause I found out for sure,
Some guy was buildin’ mechas,
Solid Snake, he was the cure.
He said that, “any box is good boxin’.”
So he took that cardboard box, yes he took that cardboard box.
And then, he looked at me with those blue eyes, and said:

“You ain’t seen Solid Snake.
B-b-baby, you just ain’t seen S-S-Solid Snake.
Here's a man - here’s a man who just really takes the cake, baby.
You know, you know, you know you just ain’t seen Solid Snake.
They need terminatin’,
Gotta stop those fools.”

[guitar solo]

Any box is good boxin’.
So he took that cardboard box, yes he took that cardboard box.
And then, and then, and then he looked at me with piercing blue eyes, and said:

“You ain’t seen Solid Snake.
Baby, you just ain’t seen S-S-Solid Snake.
Here's a man - here's a man - here's an agent who takes the cake, baby.
Baby, baby, baby, you just ain’t seen S-S-Solid Snake.”

He's been around.
“You ain't seen Solid Snake."
That's what he told me.
He said, “They need terminatin’,
Gotta stop those fools."
I know I ain’t seen Solid Snake.
I know I ain’t seen Solid Snake, ooh, ooh, ooh.
They'll learn somethin’ when he gets through with ‘em.
This cat is good.
I've been everywhere.
But I ain’t seen Solid Snake...