Goodbye
Poor Clyde
I cried
When my goldfish died

Goodbye
Poor Clyde
I cried
When my goldfish died

Woke up in the mornin', to feed my little chum
Clyde Clyde Clyde, my goldfish died
When I found him floatin', my extremities went numb
Clyde Clyde Clyde, my goldfish died

And would you try
To begin to sympathize
Or would you minimize
That my goldfish died

And would you try
To begin to sympathize
Or would you minimize
That my goldfish died

Tried to give him CPR, but he would not respond
Clyde Clyde Clyde, my goldfish died
Fishy, I wish I never took you from your spawning pond
Clyde Clyde Clyde, my goldfish died

And would you try
Understanding why I cried
Or would you just deride
That my goldfish died

And would you try
Understanding why I cried
Or would you just deride
That my goldfish died

(guitar solo)

While I plan his funeral, you watch "Price Is Right"
Clyde Clyde Clyde, my goldfish died

And did you try
Helping me to eulogize
And did you say goodbye
To my goldfish Clyde

And did you try
Helping me to eulogize
And did you say goodbye
To my goldfish Clyde

To my goldfish Clyde (x 4)
(drums)
Clyde Clyde Clyde, my goldfish died (x 5)
Yeah, my goldfish died (x 4)