I loved a filthy woman, she passed wind every day.
Said it should be fragrant to me; her mold outgrows her stay.
Filthy love just overrides good love.
And she eats what we forget, mmm.
Oooh, oooh, she reached in the trash took a bite and
I yelled

Chorus:
You ate that muffin, yech
N-N-N-No way, you just ate that muffin, yech
That gross sight is gonna make me retch
N-N-N-No way, you just ate that muffin, yech

I have to get her better, that odor's like a sewer.
I took her to my doctor; he said smelly has been cured.
He said make good food she'll love you
And I cooked so I'll forget; yes I cooked so I'll forget,
Oooh, oooh, she yelled trash buffet reached right in and
I yelled

Chorus:
You ate those gizzards, yech
N-N-N-No way, you just ate those gizzards, yech
Didn't you get tipped off from the stench
N-N-N-No way, you just ate those gizzards, yech
Love alienated

Dirty love's not trash love
And she eats while on all fours, yes, she eats while on all fours
And then, and then, again she dipped one more time in the trash
I yelled

Chorus:
You ate that stuffing, yech
No way, you just ate that stuffing, yech
It's moldy, it’s moldy, it's moldy, and raw, you sick garbage chomping wench
N-N-N-No way, you just ate that st-st-st-stuffing, yech
The cat turned it down

You ate that muffin, yech
I know you ate those gizzards, yech
I know you ate that stuffing, yech
No way, no way, no way
You ate that muffin, yech...