Next door's this devil Pit man,
She bit my leg one day.
I should of seen it comin' at me.
But sneaky is her way.
It might that any luck is good luckin',
But then she took me with one bit, grrr,
Oo-oo, She turned and showed me her big brown eye,
I said...

Has she been to the vet?
M-M-M-Maybe she just ain't been to there yet,
I got something that I'm never gonna forget
M-M-M-Maybe, you just best tie up your pet.

So now I'll never let her,
Another bite transfer.
They named that Pit Bull Sweetie,
I call her Lucy Fur.
I say that not any luck is good luck,
So they took her to the vet, yes, they took her to the vet,
Oo, Now she looks at me with much dispise,
I said...

So you've been to the vet,
M-M-M-Maybe, You're just plain meaner yet.
Know something, know something that I'm n-n-never gonna get bit,
M-M-M-Maybe, You are gonna get your noggin' split.
You need terminated.

[break]

Any pug's a good pug,
But you just can't trust a pit, no, you just can't trust a pit.
So when, so when, so when you book from me with that one brown eye,
You're dead...

You won't need see the vet,
Baby, you just won't be breathin' yet,
Got something, got something,
Got something, HA-HA, you're really gonna regret,
B-B-B-Baby You just won't see nu-nu-nu-nothin', bet.
'Cause you won't be around.

You ain't gonna need no vet.
I know you ain't gonna need no vet!
I know you ain't gonna need no vet!
Baby, Baby, Baby
You ain't gonna need no vet.

(Fade out to death throws)