He visited his woman
she said that he could stay
she smiled and said she'd do things, to him
he could have her any way

He said that - any love is good lovin'
she could just lie there instead
hmm? ooh
ooooh she looked at him with wary eyes...
and said "Y'aint my husband yet....
I-I-I'm easy
coz you aint my h-h-husband yet
I'll DO things
that I later will regret
...b-b-be-coz
you just aint my h-h-husband yet"
(then baby, you a-goin' down!)

and next night for his dinner
she cooked fillet mignon
she popped open a bottle
vintage Dom P-Perignon

He said that, any food is good food
so a pie would do instead
or a simple slice of bread
and then she looked at him with those cunning eyes
...and said
"you aint my husband yet
I-only-do-this coz
you aint my h-h-husband yet
I have to...keep casting my marriage n...net out, baby
because-because-because you still
AINT my husband yet"

(you need salivating)
(gotta make you drool!)


[rollicking ole instrumental]


any husband's a good husband
she must net who she can get
while she tries to stay brunette, and so
and so,
and so she treats him like the Sultan of Brunei, because

...he AINT her husband yet

sadly
he just aint her h-h-husband yet
and when he, and when he
does surrender he'll hafta forget all these
all these
th-th-th-these
goodies th-th-th-that he gets!

(coz he's goin' down)

he aint her husband yet
that's why she needs to...
she needs to wed him urgently

make the kill

one day he's GONNA have regrets
the day she MAKES them a duet

ooh ooh ooh

(fade)